his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
