At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im six kinds of drunk right now
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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