Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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