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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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