Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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