belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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