yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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