yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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