Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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