Pregnant stripper...not hot.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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