Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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