Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she pinky promised me she was 18
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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