Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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