windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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