I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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