He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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