Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
