Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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