my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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