I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
