Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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