How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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