I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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