Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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