The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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