so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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