I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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