the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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