Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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