Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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