He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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