No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
