Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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