Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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