im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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