I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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