Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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