I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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