well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am midnight drunk by noon
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
then he tried to convert me to islam
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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