I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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