yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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