Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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