your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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