this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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