Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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