It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she told me i tasted like america
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The beers last night were like the tears from god
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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