ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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