Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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