Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
As shirtless as possible
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he just fucked me for my cheese.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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