Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you would pick up someone in the library
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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