stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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