We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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