Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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