thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
