dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
